life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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