Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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black people

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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