What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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God is real.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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