Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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