what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A penis walks into a bar..

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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