- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Ehh

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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