Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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