- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

were at work systems r down

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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