- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

what is big and white? Your Mom

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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