- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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