a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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