- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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