why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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