- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Hello

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A man walks into a bar

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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