- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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