- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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