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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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