What is life? Paul.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Yo Momma So Fat!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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