Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Click here for free sandwich.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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