What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why dont they make black forks

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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