What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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