- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

angelo snyder is not ga

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

knock knock come in !

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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