why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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