why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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