- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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