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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

9/11

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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