whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Anti Joke

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