- Anti Joke

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing