- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Knock Knock. Not home.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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