What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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