What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

you will like this because i am black.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

All of these jokes are about white people

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How old are you? 7

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops