an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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HEY!

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Bitch

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