- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

womens rights.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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