What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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