- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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