how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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