Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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