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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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