What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Anti Joke

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