A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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