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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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