What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

GOODBYE

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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