Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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