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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and black? a baton

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Tony Romo

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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