Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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your face

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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