- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

I hate blackniggers

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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