Women's Soccer.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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the holocaust

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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