- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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