what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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