- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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