- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

why did the blue berry cross the road

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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