What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Horse.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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