- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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