- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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