- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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