A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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T u r n i p s

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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