- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What are annoying? Ads.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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