- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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