Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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