Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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