- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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