How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Racial Equality

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Prostitution is bad.......

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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