- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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