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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do black people eat? Food.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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