- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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