Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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