Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do black people eat? Food.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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