What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did the snake say to the rat?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Anyone can post anything.

Praise Paisley

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Sarah Palin's political campaign

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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