- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A man goes to the potty.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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