How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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