Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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