your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

whos on the right track? lady gaga

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A gay man watches football.

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