- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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