Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call your mom? Mom

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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