what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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