- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar

How old are you? 7

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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