- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Actually it was me Josh brown

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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