your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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what are you mike bibby?

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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