- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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