What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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