- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What fires shots? A gun

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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