what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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