- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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