What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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