What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

13 =B you just learned something

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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