- Anti Joke

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.