your face

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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