- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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