- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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