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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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