- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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