What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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hi

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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