Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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