Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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alex is cool

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Granny porn!

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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hi michael

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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