- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What fires shots? A gun

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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