- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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