Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What's 2+2? Fish

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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