Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

hi

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

rent a cops

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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