- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What's 2+2? Fish

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Women's Rights

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

why did the zebra cross the road?

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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