- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Stephen Hawking

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Brain fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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