How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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