- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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