- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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