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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

So a bar walks into a man...

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Matthew Wyckoff

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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