Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

rent a cops

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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