- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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