- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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