- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Women's Soccer.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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