what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Who invented apple? God

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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