- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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