Knock Knock Who's there

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Roses are flowers.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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