What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Manchester City

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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