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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Roses are flowers.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Balls

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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