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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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